Chatting

Gimana ceritanya anak Indonesia yang kacau bahasa inggrisnya, trus chatting sama cewe bule...??

Kejadian ini dimulai karena keisengan semata, ..

Jadi pagi ini gw chatting sama cewe bule - gw panggil dia "Bule Gelo" -
Gw kan iseng-iseng dapet ID Y!M "cewek nakal" di sebuah forum,,mmm..udah sebulan yang lalu gw add...baru tadi pagi di App...

Langsung aja deh,,ini isi chat-nya :

Gw:
balius nederland: hello
Gw: hello too..
balius nederland: may I ask who you are
Gw: i'm indonesian...my name is **** ...
Gw:
balius nederland: how you come to this mailadres?
Gw: owh.. i forgot how i know your Y!M...
Gw: please wait at the moment...i'll try to remember...
Gw:
Gw:
Gw: finally,,,,i still forgot..
Gw: finally,,,,i still forget..
Gw: are you indonesian??
balius nederland: no
Gw: ?
Gw: so?
balius nederland: where you looking for ?
Gw: ;-/
Gw:
balius nederland: are you man and looking for a woman?
Gw: sorry..i'm not good in english....
Gw: yes...i'm looking for friendship...
Gw:
balius nederland: with a woman or man?
Gw: all...woman and man...
Gw: are u woman??
balius nederland: we are couple
Gw: o..
Gw: r u american??
balius nederland: no...English
Gw: yapz...ic ic..
Gw: can u speak indonesia language??
balius nederland: no...sorry
Gw: hee hee..
Gw: i can teach you some indonesian lang...
Gw:
Gw: interest??
balius nederland: maybe.....
balius nederland: but you are looking for man and woman?
Gw: yes..both..
Gw: just for friend..
balius nederland: not for sex? --(hah?? gila ni bule...)
Gw: sometimes..
balius nederland: also with man? --> kurang ajar...di kira gw gay...
Gw: noo................
Gw:
Gw: i'm not gay...
balius nederland: ok
Gw: why your pic still blank?
Gw: may I know your pic??
balius nederland: why....?
Gw: i just wanna know...
Gw: hoo hoo...
balius nederland: where you live?
Gw: Jakarta, indonesia
Gw: n you??
balius nederland: leeds England
balius nederland: I think you are looking for a hot woman
Gw: are you a hot woman??? --> hhahaha...gantian...
Gw:
balius nederland: sometimes
Gw:
balius nederland: when a man is good looking
Gw: yap..ic ...
Gw: but, how i know, you are a hot woman...??
Gw:
balius nederland: you can try....when you have a good photo
Gw: i'm no a good looking...but you can check my foto from here .... http://onez.bogor.net/me.jpg --> sorry, gambarnya gw udah apus... hee hee...
balius nederland: a young boy....with a small dick... --> hahaha...sialan tuh bule...blom tau dia....
Gw:
balius nederland: i like naked pics --> jiaahahahaaaaaaaaaaa....sialan..
Gw: you first...
Gw:
balius nederland: you have nude pics? --> anjrriiit nieh bule...
Gw: ooo...no , i don't...
Gw: so...i can't see your nude pics??
Gw:
balius nederland: no...because I see also not yours --> yaahhh...ga boleh...
Gw:

Udah deh...
Kalo ada yang mao ID Y!M nya si Bule Gelo...bisa request ke gw...hhahaahaa...

*Note : dasar bule...